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Anonymous asked: i think your awful personality probably fallows you and makes you look horrible in person.

Fallows? Like inactive or vacant? You make a good point though: I have always believed that the inner self is exposed externally.

Anonymous asked: i saw you on the subway, you look fucking awful in person.

I’m so glad you brought this up. This is what I always try to tell people but they always say I look better in person? Sometimes I think people are more concerned with my expressions than my actual looks? I guess I tend to smile when I’m with people I know? If I was taking the subway, I definitely would not be smiling! Wait… I don’t actually take public transportation. Are you sure it was me? Please disregard all of this if you were just being sarcastic: now that I stop to think about it, It’s probably a much more plausible scenario.

It can’t always be sexy, creepy, naked and/or glamorous.

Anonymous asked: If you're actually serious is there another way to message you?

Many. Maybe you are new to the internet?

Anonymous asked: Damn I would pay to get you go on webcam for me and do things!

How much?

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djmarco1985 asked: as a loyal follower, I need more.

I know right! I’ll try.

Anonymous asked: If concert tickets are sold for $15 in advance and $20 at the door, and there were 120 advance tickets sold, how many sold, how many tickets were sold at the door for a total ticket revenue of $4000?

This is not the first time I’ve been asked to solve this type of mathematical riddle here. Often others seem to think by posting suggestive pictures of my body, I am in someway insecure about my intelligence. If this were actually the case I’d probably be spending my time composing sophisticated essays to show how quick witted I was. All of my insecurities actually lie within my physical appearance: I’m just looking for complements to prove myself wrong.

The answer to the question is 110. I’m very happy to help you with your homework but now that we have your arithmetic under control, we should probably focus on your grammar and proofreading skills?

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Anonymous asked: do you have any emotions? you look like a frigid bitch! but youre really good looking so does anything else even matter anyway?

Sometimes I fear that I’m actually more human than I think I am. You’ve described exactly how I feel on the inside and subsequently the qualities I respect in others. I especially appreciate the part about me being really good looking!

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Anonymous asked: god man you're old, give it a rest.

I tried! I really did… but when 18 year old girls are coming onto you all the time, you are kind of forced to keep doing what you’re doing.

Anonymous asked: I want to send you an email. Address?

There are visible contact links on all of my blogs. I obviously also enjoy receiving fan letters here. Be sure to include a recent nude photograph of yourself.

Anonymous asked: You have the sexiest feet! I especially love your soles! :P

Okay? Thank you as well…